- Cleveland Brown Jr.: Moo! Moo!
- Cleveland Brown: Stop mooing, you fool.
- Cleveland Brown Jr.: I moo when I get scared.
- Gus: [to Cleveland Jr] Can you believe that something so fun can be made of paraffin wax? Aren't crayons remarkable?
- Cleveland Brown Jr.: [to Tim as he is putting on a pair of pants] Sorry, Mr. Bear, but that's our only pair of house pants and with our new dress code, all customers are required to wear pants. We're trying to draw a more upscale crowd.
- Tim the Bear: They're a little tight. Heh. When I go home, it's gonna take me a few minutes just to peel my slab off my bag.
- Cleveland Brown: [to Roberta] Who's Lacey?
- Roberta Tubbs: Put it this way, we're the Paris and Nicole of Stoolbend.
- Cleveland Brown: Who?
- Roberta Tubbs: You know, like Kim and Sheree?
- Cleveland Brown: Come again?
- Roberta Tubbs: Kristin and Heidi? Hello?
- Cleveland Brown: Oh, from Aesop's Fables.
- Roberta Tubbs: No, you idiot. They're on "The Hills."
- Cleveland Brown: The foothills of Appalachia?
- Roberta Tubbs: It's a show on MTV.
- Cleveland Brown: The channel with the Phil Collins videos?
- Roberta Tubbs: Ooh, your country ass don't know anything.