"The Cleveland Show" Gone with the Wind (TV Episode 2010) - Mike Henry as Cleveland Brown, Rallo Tubbs

[Quagmire has brought Loretta's coffin to Cleveland in Stoolbend]

Glenn Quagmire : Well, I'll run her over to the funeral home. Then I'm heading on up to Langley. Got a background gag in a bachelor party scene on "American Dad."

Cleveland Brown : Oh, that... that's good. Paying work.

Glenn Quagmire : Save it. Have fun on your spin-off, Joey.

[Quagmire drives away]

Cleveland Brown : I will! And this ain't no "Joey", you one-note fuck!
Donna Tubbs : [after Cleveland gets emotional at Loretta's funeral] Do you still love her, Cleveland?

Cleveland Brown : No. No, baby. I love you.

[farts]

Donna Tubbs : Having an emotional breakdown on your ex-wife's casket is a strange way to show it.

Cleveland Brown : I'm sure I'll have the same reaction on your casket in front of my third wife.
Cleveland Brown : Smells like a Denny's in here, but without the old man stink.

Rallo Tubbs : You got that covered.

Cleveland Brown : No, I smell like a middle-aged man: Propecia, hot wings and night sweats from our adjustable-rate mortgage.
Cleveland Brown : [after Terry throws his yogurt out of the car window] My hermaphrodite yogurt!
Cleveland Brown : [to Cleveland Jr] I still don't know if you're smart or stupid.

Mike Henry: Cleveland Brown, Rallo Tubbs