Bones (TV Series)
The Goop on the Girl (2009)
David Boreanaz: Seeley Booth
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Quotes
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Angela Montenegro : [Angela laughs as she spots Bones pushing a half-naked Booth on a cart] Are we experimenting on Booth? Because if so, I'd like to help out.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Make fun of the naked guy. Knock yourself out.
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Dr. Jack Hodgins : Where's your chest hair?
Special Agent Seeley Booth : I'm very evolved.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : His pubic extension is actually well within norms...
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Okay. Enough.
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Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : I have to remove your pants.
[Starts removing Booth's pants]
Special Agent Seeley Booth : All right. You know, I'm just going to start reciting some saints. Saint Joseph, Saint Peter, Saint Paul, Saint John...
Dr. Camille Saroyan : [Cam enters. Long pause] Anyone for mistletoe?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : I-I'm just recovering evidence.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Just evidence, that's all.
Dr. Camille Saroyan : Interesting.
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Special Agent Seeley Booth : Oh wow! Who's this, your sister?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : No. Um, my second cousin.
Margaret Whitesell : I'm Margaret.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : There's no resemblance.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : What do you mean? You're both beautiful.
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Owen Thiel : You're a flunky of a corrupt regime. It's my *duty* to resist you.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : I should warn you, he-he's very hard to resist.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Thanks, Bones.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Sure.
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Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : My dad brought my second cousin and... I really didn't like her.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : That makes sense.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Why?
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Well, because she's family. I mean, 90% of the time, family just gets under your skin. That's the difference between family and friends.
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Special Agent Seeley Booth : Right, because you know what? Your little pirate radio frequency set off the bomb. Right before the robber was about to get arrested.
Owen Thiel : Must have been a coincidence.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Just a coincidence. You should keep saying that to yourself over and over again so you can *believe* it!
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Owen Thiel : Freedom of speech. I have the right to be heard.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Legally, yeah. Maybe you should think about saying something worth hearing.
Owen Thiel : Look, it - it wasn't my fault!
Special Agent Seeley Booth : You spew that poison out in the airways. This happened, you know it!
[to a nearby FBI Agent]
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Agent, show him out!