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Vintage scuzzy 70's soft-core smut
Woodyanders22 November 2009
Warning: Spoilers
Millie (luscious brunette stunner Kathy Hilton) and Suzie (yummy blonde honey Phyllis Stengal) are two close female friends who live together in the same cruddy Los Angeles apartment complex. When the lovely ladies aren't engaging in torrid poolside lesbian liaisons, the duo are having sex with each other's husbands or gleefully participating in wild group orgies (none other than legendary 70's hardcore porn stud John Holmes and his infamous obscenely enormous phallus are featured in said ludicrously protracted 20-plus minute orgy). This extremely crude, grimy, and virtually plot less chunk of ultra-cheap and scroungy soft-core sludge boasts all the expected nickel'n'dime dreck flick vices: hideously graphic and leering gynecological close-ups of certain parts of the female anatomy, a rambling narrative that's basically a feeble excuse to showcase acres of bare flesh and sleazy quasi-pornographic copulating, badly post-synced moaning and groaning, a spare, droning, redundant score, hissy sound, and rough, grainy, unpolished cinematography that considerably adds to the pervasive seediness of the whole grungy enterprise. Fortunately, the gals are smoking hot, there are several nice establishing shots of the sunny California coast, and the plentiful sex is every bit as raw, raunchy, and ribald as it should be. Best of all, this picture comes complete with a gloriously ridiculous surprise abrupt downbeat conclusion in which a prowler breaks into the apartment, ransacks the joint for assorted valuables, and shoots Millie dead while she's swimming naked in the pool as he makes his escape prior to getting busted by the cops. Wonderfully rancid and wretched bottom-of-the-barrel swill.
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