Chop (2011)
Adam Minarovich: Detective Williams
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Quotes
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Detective Williams : Fifty bucks says she's in the freezer and she bit his finger off...
Detective Roebuck : Ouch.
Detective Williams : ...while he was cutting off her head.
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Detective Williams : Lance, what happened to your hand?
Lance Reed : Oh, that was just another accident.
Detective Roebuck : What? What happened?
Lance Reed : The, um - what was it? - the-the frickin' lawnmower again. Can you believe it?
Detective Williams : Lance, do you even know how to operate a lawnmower?
Detective Roebuck : There are blades underneath that chop grass. Don't put your hand down there.
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Detective Williams : And who's gonna blow you, anyway?
Detective Roebuck : Your fat, balding mama.
Detective Williams : Yeah. She probably would.
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Detective Williams : You gotta admit, dude, those schizos are the best.