American Dad! (TV Series)

G-String Circus (2009)

Rachael MacFarlane: Hayley Smith, Deborah

Quotes 

• Hayley Smith : [to Stan]  How's Tanqueray doing? Is she a dry cleaning mogul? Is she getting "a de-luxe apartment in the sky"?

  Stan Smith : I don't know if that's funny enough for you to leave on!

• Hayley Smith : I'm going to devote my time to the Heifer Project.

  Stan Smith : No daughter of mine is going into fatty porn!

• Stan Smith : What do you want, Hayley?

  Hayley Smith : I just wanted to give you a store-warming present. A bag of my mulch. It's filled with crap, just like you.

  Stan Smith : Now, that is funny enough for you to leave on.

• Hayley Smith : [to Roger about his disguise]  Are you supposed to be pregnant or fat?

  Roger the Alien : Eight months preggers. They don't make you buy the two-drink minimum when you're knocked up.

• Hayley Smith : Oh, Tanqueray, you leaving?

  Tanqueray : Yeah. I'm gonna try and get in Playboy. I've got a lot of good short stories. This suitcase is filled with science fiction.