- Emma Messinger: I wonder if we'd get to sneak up on Ollie and catch him not working.
- Phil Smith: Better still, I'd like to see him getting bollocked by Malcolm.
- [Scottish accent]
- Phil Smith: I'm going to rip out your bladder and wear it as a bandana.
- Phil Smith: Stewart's very keen on using our visit to DoSAC as a scouting exercise.
- Peter Mannion: Well, I'm very keen on using Stewart's mouth as an ashtray, doesn't mean I'd do it.
- Malcolm Tucker: When the Opposition's here, ou tell them nothing except where the toilets are, and you lie about that.
- Peter Mannion: Morning comrades! How's the revolution? Tanks on their lawn at last, fuck-a-doodle-doo.