WWE Smackdown! (TV Series)

Cactus Jack is Back! (2000)

Mick Foley: Mankind, Cactus Jack

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• Mankind : [Triple H's Mankind imitator grovels at his feet]  Triple H, that is enough! Is this what you get off on? Making fun of me? How much more do you want from me? First, you take away my job, then you bring this idiot out there...

  [pointing at "Mankind" in the ring with Hunter] 

  Mankind : ...and you take away my dignity. Then, Monday night, in what should have been the greatest night of my life, when I was reinstated on "Raw is War", you take me and you ruin my shirt and you ruin my face. And I'll be honest, when I stepped into that shower and I let the cold water run down on my head, and I looked down at the blood as it swirled around that shower drain, I started thinking a little bit about what Mankind was. Now, Mankind is an entertaining son of a gun. Mankind is a pretty damn good author. Mankind is one tough SOB. And Mankind is one hell of a fighter. So it saddens me to say that after the beating you gave me on Monday night, one thing Mankind is not is ready to face you in a street fight at the Royal Rumble in Madison Square Garden. Because you are, without a doubt, The Game. You are the best in the business right now, and as you said, well, Mankind in some ways is nothing more than a beaten-up, pathetic fool. But I think the WWF fans deserve a substitute in that match. What I'm going to do, Triple H, is I'm gonna name him right now. As a matter of fact...

  [taking off his leather mask] 

  Mankind : ...I think you know the guy.

  [tearing off his collared shirt to reveal a Cactus Jack "Wanted Dead or Alive" shirt, and the crowd cheers] 

  Cactus Jack : And I think you know him pretty damn well! His name... is Cactus Jack! And his first official act as part of the WWF is to kick your teeth all over the city of Chicago.

• Cactus Jack : Triple H, so, at the Royal Rumble, you're gonna make me bleed, I've got some news for you. It will not be the first time, and it sure as hell will not be the last, because I've got an awful lot of blood to give. But as far as you, you look into my eyes and realize I mean every word when I tell you I'm gonna tear you apart in New York City. And then I will take what you hold dearest, I'm talking about your cherished WWF championship belt. I will take it and it will be mine, mine, ALL MINE! Bang bang!