- Mankind: [Triple H's Mankind imitator grovels at his feet] Triple H, that is enough! Is this what you get off on? Making fun of me? How much more do you want from me? First, you take away my job, then you bring this idiot out there...
- [pointing at "Mankind" in the ring with Hunter]
- Mankind: ...and you take away my dignity. Then, Monday night, in what should have been the greatest night of my life, when I was reinstated on "Raw is War", you take me and you ruin my shirt and you ruin my face. And I'll be honest, when I stepped into that shower and I let the cold water run down on my head, and I looked down at the blood as it swirled around that shower drain, I started thinking a little bit about what Mankind was. Now, Mankind is an entertaining son of a gun. Mankind is a pretty damn good author. Mankind is one tough SOB. And Mankind is one hell of a fighter. So it saddens me to say that after the beating you gave me on Monday night, one thing Mankind is not is ready to face you in a street fight at the Royal Rumble in Madison Square Garden. Because you are, without a doubt, The Game. You are the best in the business right now, and as you said, well, Mankind in some ways is nothing more than a beaten-up, pathetic fool. But I think the WWF fans deserve a substitute in that match. What I'm going to do, Triple H, is I'm gonna name him right now. As a matter of fact...
- [taking off his leather mask]
- Mankind: ...I think you know the guy.
- [tearing off his collared shirt to reveal a Cactus Jack "Wanted Dead or Alive" shirt, and the crowd cheers]
- Cactus Jack: And I think you know him pretty damn well! His name... is Cactus Jack! And his first official act as part of the WWF is to kick your teeth all over the city of Chicago.
- Triple H: If Monday, you thought you had me backed against a wall, sorry, but you were wrong. Monday, Mick Foley, I beat you in the center of this ring.
- [Stephanie pantomimes the three count]
- Triple H: One, two, three, and I left you laying in a puddle of your own blood. Now, Mick Foley, at the Rumble, in New York City, what you experienced Monday is gonna be just a small taste of what you will receive at the Rumble. Mick Foley, your blood will stain New York City, I promise you that, and I will beat you worse than you have ever been beaten in your entire life. But, Mick, I know you're in the back, I know you're here. After all, we so ever graciously reinstated you. So, Mick, I'll tell you what. I've got nowhere to go, I've got nowhere special to be. So if you've got the guts, we don't have to wait 'til the Rumble. Why don't you bring it down here right now, and I will finish what I started Monday!
- Cactus Jack: Triple H, so, at the Royal Rumble, you're gonna make me bleed, I've got some news for you. It will not be the first time, and it sure as hell will not be the last, because I've got an awful lot of blood to give. But as far as you, you look into my eyes and realize I mean every word when I tell you I'm gonna tear you apart in New York City. And then I will take what you hold dearest, I'm talking about your cherished WWF championship belt. I will take it and it will be mine, mine, ALL MINE! Bang bang!
- Lilian Garcia: Well, Big Show, how do you feel about your tag team match tonight?
- The Big Show: Well, I gotta be quite honest with you, I'm excited about tonight. 'Cause I've got my chance to get my hands on Triple H. You know I'm the only former WWF Champion that never's gotten a rematch? I also got my chance to get my hands on X-Pac, who's running around telling everybody how he beat the Big Show. But yet he forgets to tell everybody how also DX was involved and it took a chair. So I've got scores to settle with those two. And let's talk about my partner for tonight, the Rock. You know, last Monday on "Raw", when all of us are standing around the ring, supporting Rock 'cause he's our spokesperson, he's talking about himself and how he's gonna win the Royal Rumble and he calls everybody a bunch of jabronis. Well, I took that personal. I'm not a jabroni. And as far as Rock winning the Royal Rumble, you know, I think he's putting the wagon before the horse. 'Cause I'm 7 foot 2, 500 pounds; there is no way Rocky is gonna throw me over the top rope. It's gonna be the other way around; I'm gonna grab Rocky and I'm gonna throw him into the seventh row. But, hey, let's talk about tonight. Tonight, I'm a professional, so tonight, I'm the Rock's partner and that's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna be the Rock's partner. But make no mistake about it, Lilian, I don't like the Rock.
- The Rock: The Rock says, at Royal Rumble, the Big Show, he's a worthy opponent. The Big Show, former WWF Champion, but there's something that the Big Show is not, and he will never be, and that is the People's Champion. Tonight, in Chicago, the Rock says, Triple H, X-Pac, he's an equal opportunist; Triple H, you get the back of the Rock's hand, X-Pac, you get the front, so the Rock can layeth the smacketh down on your candy asses. If you smell what the Rock is cooking.