- Michael Scott: I have been saying the word 'manager' a lot, so whenever Jo thinks 'manager', she thinks of me. Camel cigarettes did the same with Joe Camel by making him look like a penis. I can't even go near a cigarette now without thinking of a penis. And vice versa.
- Jo Bennett: Do you always stay seated when a lady enters the room?
- Dwight Schrute: I am treating you the same as a man, for whom I would also not stand. Unless it was the President, or Judge Judy.
- Jo Bennett: I like that.
- Michael Scott: Today, Jo Bennett, the CEO from Sabre, is coming to see us here for the first time. She bought us sight unseen, like a mail-order bride, so she's gotta be kinda nervous. I mean, are we ugly? Are we smart? Are we cool? Are we too cool? Do we speak English?
- Jim Halpert: I don't think I'm gonna miss being a manager. You know, some people say they're not in it for the money. Well, with all due respect to this job, I think I'm definitely in it for the money.
- Kelly Kapoor: Um, why did I just receive a mass email from you that said that you don't like me? Do you realize how hard that makes me like you, Andy?
- Michael Scott: Pleasure to meet you, Ms. Bennett.
- Jo Bennett: Uh, that's Mrs. Bennett, sweetheart. My husband and I are divorced, but I kept the Mrs. just to piss off the new wife.
- Andy Bernard: [after Kelly kisses Andy] That was weird.
- Meredith Palmer: No, it ain't. We all saw the valentine you gave her.
- Andy Bernard: I don't even know what that card said.
- Meredith Palmer: Believe me, if I got that card, we'd be in the bathroom doin' it right now.