Edwina : I've actually been joking with all my friends about tonight.
Edward : Yeah, well it's certainly amused both of mine. All of mine.
Edward : The trouble with first dates though is that people are always on their best behaviour. So you never really know what the other person's like.
Edwina : Is that such a bad thing?
Edwina : Is she attractive?
Edward : What?
Edwina : Do you want to fuck her?
Edward : Yeah, yeah, I do because she's the most obnoxious woman I've ever met, she's more than twice my age and she looks like a primate.
Edwina : Well you do have a history of dating ugly women.
Edwina : A woman needs to plan her orgasms!
Edwina : I've had enough. It's not worth it.
Edward : But you can't break up with me. It's not on your list.
Edward : I thought we agreed we weren't going to buy that.
Edwina : Yeah, well it's not like it matters anymore.
Meredith : It's so awesome that you're going to move in with me.
Edwina : Do you have a T.V?
Meredith : I don't believe in television.
Edwina : Who's Cynthia?
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