- Fernando the Talking Turkey: What I am saying is, maybe all of those angry Gloubermans express their love by cooking a delicious turkey.
- Andrew Glouberman: Hold on, juicy turkey. Are you saying that you are my father's love language?
- Fernando the Talking Turkey: Perhaps.
- Andrew Glouberman: Oh God! He was trying to shove his love into my mouth by force and I refused!
- Marty Glouberman: [to the turkey in the oven] Come on! Are you golden brown yet, you lazy son of a bitch!