- Professor Russell Lazlo: Hey, about the motorcycle riding club and your brother.
- Charlie Eppes: Yeah, I don't think that's going to happen, Laz.
- Professor Russell Lazlo: It would totally up our street cred. We have got scientists, dentists, pharmacists, two accountants, one guy from the humanities. We don't have anybody that, you know, has taken a bullet.
- Charlie Eppes: You know, he was also stabbed.
- Professor Russell Lazlo: Zounds! That is impressive.