- Charlie Haggers: I wouldn't take no trip without some kind of protection. You never know what's lurkin' around out there, Loretta. I mean, be prepared, that's my motto. Be prepared.
- Loretta Haggers: Isn't that somebody else's motto, too?
- Charlie Haggers: The Boy Scouts of America. They don't fool around neither.
- Charlie Haggers: I will take you to the fanciest restaurant you've ever been to.
- Loretta Haggers: Great! Where are you gonna take me?
- Charlie Haggers: How does the Starlight Roof of the Holiday Inn sound?
- [Loretta squeals in delight, hugs Charlie]