G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013)

Bruce Willis: General Joe Colton

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Quotes 

• Joe Colton : You alright?

  Lady Jaye : Yeah. Are you alright?

  Joe Colton : My cholesterol's a little high.

• Joe Colton : It's not like I don't hear what you're saying. But an impostor president?

  Flint : Well how come when the general says it, it sounds crazy?

• Joe Colton : [offering his minitank]  It idles a little rough in neutral.

  Roadblock : I ain't gonna be in neutral.

  Joe Colton : Hoo-ah.

  Roadblock : What about you?

  Joe Colton : DOD says I can't come out of retirement. They didn't say anything about reenlisting.

• Joe Colton : [sneaking up behind the Joes]  I'll take two cases of Thin Mints and a box of Chuckle Lucks. Lower your weapons.

• Roadblock : General.

  Joe Colton : Call me Joe.

• [last lines] 

  Roadblock : Where can we find you, general?

  Joe Colton : Just need my orders.

  Roadblock : You know we'd make a hell of a team.

• Joe Colton : Need anything?

  [offers Storm Shadow some blades] 

  Storm Shadow : [shows off his blade]  I brought my own!

  Joe Colton : Nice.