Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist (TV Series)

Chain Letter (1998)

Jonathan Katz: Dr. Katz

Quotes 

• Gilbert : I actually visited Paul McCartney recently, I visited Paul and Linda up on their farm.

  Dr. Katz : Yeah.

  Gilbert : Y'know, Linda refuses to let anyone eat meat. It's strictly vegetarian.

  Dr. Katz : Right.

  Gilbert : And when I spoke to them on the phone, Paul said to me, "Uh, look, can you sneak me, like, a hamburger or something? Just, please, anything. Anything! Maybe a beef jerky, you could stick it in your shoe. I just need some MEAT!"

  Dr. Katz : Yeah.

  Gilbert : And then I walked in the door, and Paul said, "Did you bring anything? Did you bring me a little piece of ham, for God's sake?" And Linda said, "No! We're gonna be eating rhubarb!" And Paul said, "Hey, uh, Gil, why don't we walk outside, get some fresh air?" And then when we got outside, Paul said, "Look, why don't you KILL one of those sheep? We'll just RIP it apart with our bare teeth!" And I said, "No, Linda, I'm sure, will get angry." And he said, "Well, for God's sakes, can I at least lick your arm?"

• Wendy : I did yoga the other day, because somebody told me that when you do yoga, you could reach, like, a higher level of consciousness, and that intrigued me. It's a lot easier just to drink, and then get your leg behind your neck like that.

  Dr. Katz : Right.

  Wendy : So after, I was in so much pain, so I got a massage. I LOVE getting a massage from the bellhop, I love that!

  Dr. Katz : Is that true?

  Wendy : Actually, it was a woman named Martha, and she was really hurting me, she was rubbing really hard on my back. I said, "Are you trying to start a fire back there?" Because she was really hurting me. She said, "I'm attacking your pressure points." So I gave her my parents' address. I'm very spiritual.

  Dr. Katz : Mm-hmm.

  Wendy : Every day, I pray for money and power and sex.

  Dr. Katz : That's beautiful.