- Steve Guttenberg: Have you ever had anything produced?
- Roman DeBeers: [sarcastically] Yeah, we wrote I Am Legend. I just work catering to keep in touch with the common man.
- Kyle Bradway: Say, um, do you guys know any German? What's "Ein Rand"? Like, "A Rand"?
- Casey Klein: Ayn Rand, the writer? Is that what you're talking about?
- Kyle Bradway: Yeah, sounds kind of familiar.
- Kyle Bradway, Casey Klein: Ayn Rand wrote about how awesome awesome people are.
- Kyle Bradway: Right.
- Casey Klein: Who is that little waif?
- Kyle Bradway: That is Collette. She's in my scene study class. Really cool...
- Casey Klein: Uh huh.
- Kyle Bradway: She's, like, super deep.
- Casey Klein: Like you!
- Kyle Bradway: Yeah yeah yeah! Yeah, I really wanna bang her.
- Steve Guttenberg: Just give it another pass, and we'll try it again.
- Roman DeBeers: You want me to do that again? I felt like I was being hunted for sport.
- Steve Guttenberg: Courage. What did we talk about? No risk, no reward.
- Steve Guttenberg: [In the hot tub] You should really take your underwear off, the jets feel great on your balls.