Alonso Duralde: Self

Quotes 

• Ellen Fox : Unfortunately, Alonso couldn't be here today, so we accept, on his behalf, this gold Web-Cam Award.

  Alonso Duralde : [Walks on camera]  Uh, actually, I'm here.

  Brett Erlich : Whoa, you don't live in an Internet.

  Ellen Fox : Say a few words, please.

  [Hands him the award] 

  Alonso Duralde : Thanks, I've attended so many Year Endies parties over the years, I'm just amazed I'm actually here. I want to thank all the movies that sucked this year for giving me something to talk about. Oh, and the good ones too.