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Quotes
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Sterling Archer : How do you say The Hulk in Spanish?
Ramon Limon : El Hulk.
Sterling Archer : Gay.
Ramon Limon : What? We don't have a word for hulk.
Sterling Archer : Do you have a word for gay?
Ramon Limon : Gay.
Sterling Archer : Gayer. Jesus, Spanish, our jobs aren't enough you gotta take our words?
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[last lines]
Sterling Archer : Whoa, you actually thought I wanted to have sex with y -
[starts laughing uncontrollably]
Sterling Archer : .
Ramon Limon : And what is so funny about that?
Sterling Archer : [still cracking up] No, no, it's Woodhouse! He's all tied up somewhere, sc - scared and alone!
[laughs]
Sterling Archer : And possibly dehydrated!
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Malory Archer : Dr. Krieger's covert team installed these surveillance cameras while Limón was out shopping yesterday.
Doctor Krieger : Yep, we've got video and audio with a satellite feed back to these hard drives. Same set-up I've got in my van.
Sterling Archer : Jesus, Krieger. You're still taping bum fights?
Doctor Krieger : No, now I'm into something... darker.
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Sterling Archer : Well, then, it sucks to be you!
Malory Archer : You'll be who it will suck to be if I have to call my bridge partner!
Sterling Archer : Oooh! Who's your bridge partner?
Malory Archer : The district attorney.
Sterling Archer : So?
Woodhouse : Sir, that stolen lemur bit one of your prostitutes right in the face. And she says she can't go to a hospital because she's, I quote, "tripping balls".
Sterling Archer : [Awkward pause] You know when I was little, I used to pretend you weren't my mother.
Malory Archer : Me too.