Family Guy (TV Series)

Quagmire's Dad (2010)

Patrick Warburton: Joe Swanson

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Quotes 

• Joe Swanson : [listening to one of Dan's stories, texting to Peter]  How gay is this guy?

  Peter Griffin : [texting back]  So ducking gay.

  [seeing the typo] 

  Peter Griffin : Oh, sorry, that's my auto spell correct. But, uh, yeah, he's super gay.

• Joe Swanson : [meeting Quagmire's dad]  I'd stand and salute you, sir, but this is the best I can do.

  [he leans back in his wheelchair, akin to standing up straight, and salutes] 

  Dan Quagmire : I'll take it. And a salutey-rooty-toot-tooty back to you, my friend.