- Voice in the Crowd: I can't get the pants on. I can get the pants off.
- Voice in the Crowd: Why don't your mother teach the crazy pants to stay up?
- Gondolier: I am a Gondolier and I have always rowed the canals of Venezia bella since I was able to lift an oar. My job is not as easy as it looks! But, I can always make it lighter with a song.
- Voice in the Crowd: This is getting silly. Again and again, these a crazy pants fall down.
- Narrator: And so, life goes on in our Venice. The city of water streets, black gondolas, unique architecture, and romantic people on parade.