The 83rd Annual Academy Awards (2011 TV Special)

Kirk Douglas: Self - Presenter

Quotes 

• Kirk Douglas : You know, now is the moment. The moment that we are all waiting for. Hugh Jackman is laughing. I don't know why. Everybody in, in, Australia thinks they're funny. Colin Firth is not laughing. He's British. Now we come to the most important part.

  [he and Hugh Jackman fight over who gets to the top of his cane] 

  Kirk Douglas : I always lose. Now this is the moment... if I can get it.

  [takes out the paper] 

  Kirk Douglas : You know... You're still laughing. Colin Firth is laughing. You know... I will never forget this moment. Three times, and I lost every time. But now we have a winner. And the Oscar for Supporting Actress goes to Melissa Leo!