Quotes
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Kathy Moore : So the guy who touched my arm was a murderer? Figures. Why do I attract all the *creeps*? I dated this one guy Craig for, like, two months and I thought, like, he was the one. And I called him up one night and his roommate answered the phone and told me that Craig had died. And I was, like, devastated. And me and the roommate, we scattered his ashes throughout Central Park, the whole thing. And I worked through the stages of grief with my life coach and a lot of random guys, and I was getting into acceptance when I ran into Craig at a *bar*. He had faked his own death!
Kevin Ryan : Unbelievable.
Kathy Moore : I know, right. All he had to do was say that he didn't want us to date anymore. I mean, t's not like I'm some psycho.
[laughs]
