Cougar Town (TV Series)
All Mixed Up (2010)
Jennifer Aniston: Glenn
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Quotes
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Jules Cobb : [Angry] You based all of my treatment on your dog?
Glenn : Ajam.
[Jules is stressed]
Glenn : Ok, I'm just gonna light a little sage in here 'cause, you know? It's very calming so let's all just
[whistles]
Glenn : calm.
Jules Cobb : It's just... I can't believe you lied to me.
Glenn : [Pointing at Jules, slightly angry] Hey, hey, hey, Jules! And yes, this is my steering voice.
Jules Cobb : [Slighty intimidated] I don't like your steering voice.
Glenn : All I ever do was used my personal experience
[starts coughing because of the sage]
Glenn : to help you. All right? I've never lied on this office. Ever. This is a sacred circle
[keeps coughing]
Glenn : of truth.
Jules Cobb : Is it, Glenn?
Glenn : What?
Jules Cobb : Tell me. After we left, did you leave a note on that car?
Glenn : Yes, I did.
Jules Cobb : What did it say?
Glenn : It said: Suck it!
[Jules nods, having proved her point]
Glenn : I'm not perfect, Jules.
Jules Cobb : [Ironic] Really?
Glenn : That's how we connect. We are kindred spirits. Last time you said that you felt guilty because you hang up on your dad. Last Christimas, I set my car on fire so my mother would think I was dead.
Jules Cobb : Those aren't the same!
Glenn : Bah, they're so close. But you know what? I'm done playing with your judgement games. I'm not gonna play. You're gonna have to find another therapist.
Jules Cobb : YOU are firing ME?
Glenn : Here's your information.
Jules Cobb : Are you serious?
Glenn : Yeah.
Jules Cobb : You are a nutjob!
Glenn : Yeaaaaah.
Jules Cobb : You take your dog to communion!
Glenn : [Angry and obviously crazy] Hey, that was not my choice. That was Gabriel's choice. I was totally against that, Jules.