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Rachel Berry : I'm not really a nice person. I'm selfish. The fact is, I'm only really generous if there's something in it for me.
Finn Hudson : Yeah, but I still like you.
Rachel Berry : But you, you're so... kind, and open. Well, it's made me wanna be a better person. We have to throw the competition.
Finn Hudson : I love Breadstix.
Rachel Berry : No, if we wanna win at Nationals, then Sam has to win this contest. Okay? He has to feel like he belongs and the team has to believe in him.
Finn Hudson : Wow, Rachel... I've never seen you like this. I'm kind of impressed.
Rachel Berry : Well, like I said, you inspired me.
Finn Hudson : But technically, you're doing this because it'll help us win Nationals, which means there's something in it for you, so it doesn't really count as you doing something nice.
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Rachel Berry : Hey, I had something I wanted to talk to you about.
Kurt Hummel : Oh, please not another pregnancy.
Rachel Berry : I... I think that you and I are a little bit more similar than you think.
Kurt Hummel : That's a terrible thing to say.
Rachel Berry : I know you're lonely. I can't even imagine how hard it must be to have feelings in high school that you can't act on for fear of being humilated, ridiculed, or worse. We're going to win Nationals this year, and you know how we're going to do that? Because we have you.
Kurt Hummel : That's true.
Rachel Berry : That's twelve people who love you just for being exactly the way that you are. Look, I know you're lonely, but... you're not alone. So, I was wondering if you would maybe want to sing a duet with me. I think you'll be really happy with my song selection. It's sort of everything that both you and I love.
Kurt Hummel : But the, uh, duet competition is over.
Rachel Berry : I know. I just... I thought this one could be for me and you.
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Rachel Berry : This is a disaster.
Finn Hudson : Could you stop pacing? It's stressing me out.
Rachel Berry : It's just... being the "it" couple is so much harder than I thought. I... I am so stumped at how to lose this thing.
Finn Hudson : Wait, I got it. You remember we saw "Grease", and it was good, and then we saw "Grease 2" and I fell asleep, but you said the difference was that the songs...
Rachel Berry , Finn Hudson : Were bad.
Rachel Berry : Yeah. If we want to lose, we have to do a song that's bad.
Finn Hudson : And not just a bad song, an offensive song.
Rachel Berry : [with a squeal of delight] Yes!
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Will Schuester : Sorry I'm late, guys. I was with Principal Figgins. Bad news, guys. Puckerman's in juvie.
Tina Cohen-Chang : It really was just a matter of time.
Quinn Fabray : What did he do?
Will Schuester : He drove his mom's Volvo through the front of a convenience store, and drove off with the ATM.
Rachel Berry : [the club snickers] A-a-and when is he getting out?
Will Schuester : Unknown.
Brittany Pierce : He might be the dumbest person on this planet, and that's coming from me.
