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Sam Evans : It must be hard. I think if I went through what you went through last year, I would have transferred to a school on the moon or something, out of embarrassment. Okay, that... that didn't come out right. I mean you're really brave to come back like you have. I don't judge you or anything. I know what it's like to have a... secret that you're ashamed of.
Quinn Fabray : Oh, holy crap. So you... so you are gay?
Sam Evans : What? No. Not at all. When I found out I was moving here, I wanted to seem cool, you know? Figured if I looked like Swayze in "Point Break", people might think I was a surfer or something. I didn't think it through very clearly. So... I put lemon juice in my hair.
[Quinn snickers]
Sam Evans : I would have gotten away with it, if it hadn't been for Kurt and his sixth sense.
Quinn Fabray : I think it looks cute.
Sam Evans : Really?
[she puts the free dinner certificate away]
Sam Evans : What are you doing?
Quinn Fabray : We're not using that. You're paying.
Sam Evans : Why?
Quinn Fabray : Because a gentleman always pays on the first date.
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Quinn Fabray : [helping Sam after he gets slushied] The blueberry flavor is the worst, especially if it gets down your pants. I looked like a creature out of "Avatar" down there when I got slushied.
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Will Schuester : Sorry I'm late, guys. I was with Principal Figgins. Bad news, guys. Puckerman's in juvie.
Tina Cohen-Chang : It really was just a matter of time.
Quinn Fabray : What did he do?
Will Schuester : He drove his mom's Volvo through the front of a convenience store, and drove off with the ATM.
Rachel Berry : [the club snickers] A-a-and when is he getting out?
Will Schuester : Unknown.
Brittany Pierce : He might be the dumbest person on this planet, and that's coming from me.
