Quotes
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Artie Abrams : [breaking up with Brittany] You used me for my voice. That's the only reason you had sex with me. I have it on good authority.
[flashback to him in the cafeteria]
Santana Lopez : She's using you for your voice. That's the only reason she had sex with you.
Artie Abrams : Wait. How did you know that?
Santana Lopez : [tapping a random guy on the shoulder] Hi. Excuse me. Do you know Brittany?
Random Guy : Cheerios Brittany?
Santana Lopez : Mm-hmm.
Random Guy : Yeah. We had sex.
Santana Lopez : [turning back to Artie] Hmm. Look, I don't mean to be a bitch - well, yeah, actually, I do - but the only thing that you can give Brittany that she can't get from someone else is super choice parking.
[return to real time]
Artie Abrams : I know that sex doesn't mean anything to you, but did you ever think how much it means to me? After my accident, we didn't know if I'd ever be able even to do that. And when I found out that I could, it seemed like some kind of miracle, and you just walked all over that. You're not my partner anymore. I told Mr. Schue I'm pulling out of the duet competition.
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Artie Abrams : I'm sorry, I can't do this. I just can't. I'm sorry.
Brittany Pierce : Uh, why... why can't you do this?
Artie Abrams : I thought I was over somebody, but I... I still think I have feelings for them.
Brittany Pierce : The Clintons?
Artie Abrams : Tina.
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Artie Abrams : So, let me get this straight. You want to be my girlfriend because... you like the idea of... wheeling me around?
Brittany Pierce : I just really want to get you in a stroller.
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Brittany Pierce : Hi. So, I just want you to know I'm really into you.
Artie Abrams : Okay. Sorry, I'm... just a little confused. You've never even made eye contact with me.
Brittany Pierce : I know. For a while, I thought you were a robot.
