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Kurt Hummel : [whispers] Psst... He's on Team Gay. No straight boy dyes his hair to look like Linda Evangelista circa 1993.
Mercedes Jones : You're crazy, circa 2010.
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Rachel Berry : Hey, I had something I wanted to talk to you about.
Kurt Hummel : Oh, please not another pregnancy.
Rachel Berry : I... I think that you and I are a little bit more similar than you think.
Kurt Hummel : That's a terrible thing to say.
Rachel Berry : I know you're lonely. I can't even imagine how hard it must be to have feelings in high school that you can't act on for fear of being humilated, ridiculed, or worse. We're going to win Nationals this year, and you know how we're going to do that? Because we have you.
Kurt Hummel : That's true.
Rachel Berry : That's twelve people who love you just for being exactly the way that you are. Look, I know you're lonely, but... you're not alone. So, I was wondering if you would maybe want to sing a duet with me. I think you'll be really happy with my song selection. It's sort of everything that both you and I love.
Kurt Hummel : But the, uh, duet competition is over.
Rachel Berry : I know. I just... I thought this one could be for me and you.
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Kurt Hummel : First course is served. Heart-healthy vegan carrot soup with whole grain croutons, and you'd better eat all of it. Do you have any idea how hard it is to find saffron in this town?
Burt Hummel : All right, let me eat this at the table. You could make a plaster cast of my ass with the cushions from this couch.
Kurt Hummel : Absolutely not. I am in charge of your care from now on. You had a serious arrhythmia, dad. The doctors say you need to rest until your stress test.
Burt Hummel : You're my stress test.
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Burt Hummel : How's school?
Kurt Hummel : It's fine, I guess. There's this new kid, Sam, in Glee Club. He and I are singing a duet together.
Burt Hummel : Is that a problem?
Kurt Hummel : Finn practically begged me not to. He said it'd ruin Sam's reputation.
Burt Hummel : Well, this kid Sam, uh... you know, does he... he play for your team?
Kurt Hummel : Undetermined.
Burt Hummel : Oh. Maybe Finn has a point.
Kurt Hummel : [incredulous] You're siding with him, after what he called me in our basement?
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Burt Hummel : I was talking to Carole, and you weren't totally honest with me. She told me that you had a crush on Finn and you weren't afraid to show it. Is this true?
Kurt Hummel : So a gay guy can't be friendly to a straight guy without it being predatory?
Burt Hummel : You got to understand that most guys don't know how to deal with unwanted advances.
Kurt Hummel : So you're saying I shouldn't sing with this Sam guy because it might upset a couple homophobes? I thought you said no one pushes the Hummels around.
Burt Hummel : No one does. I... I'm... I'm not saying that. I... I'm saying that maybe it's you who's pushing this kid Sam around, trying to take advantage of him because you're interested in him.
Kurt Hummel : Dad, you have no idea what it's like. I am the only openly gay kid at school, in this town. I mean, why can't I walk hand in hand down the hall with a person that I like? Why can't I slow dance at my prom?
Burt Hummel : Come here.
[Kurt sits down]
Burt Hummel : You think I don't want those things for you? I do. You know, until you find somebody as open and as brave as you, you're just gonna have to get used to going it alone.
