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Quotes
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Kurt Hummel : [whispers] Psst... He's on Team Gay. No straight boy dyes his hair to look like Linda Evangelista circa 1993.
Mercedes Jones : You're crazy, circa 2010.
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Mercedes Jones : Why would I want to do a duet with you? We can't stand each other.
Santana Lopez : Look, Wheezy, I realize I've tried to punch you a couple times, and sometimes, when you're not looking, I put weird things in your food. But it's a new year, and you and I are the best singers at this school.
Mercedes Jones : I don't get what the big deal is. It's just a free trip to Breadstix.
Santana Lopez : Um, I'm sorry, have you been to Breadstix? They are legally forbidden to stop bringing you breadsticks. One time I brought a wheelbarrow, and when the manager tried to stop me from filling it up, I called the corporate office and got her fired.
Mercedes Jones : Well, I guess our voices do sorta go together.
Santana Lopez : Mm-hmm. That's right, girl! So if we do a duet together, we will be the undisputed top bitches at this school.
