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Quotes
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Sam Evans : I'm Sam. Sam I am. And I don't like Green Eggs and Ham.
Santana Lopez : He has no game.
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Sam Evans : It must be hard. I think if I went through what you went through last year, I would have transferred to a school on the moon or something, out of embarrassment. Okay, that... that didn't come out right. I mean you're really brave to come back like you have. I don't judge you or anything. I know what it's like to have a... secret that you're ashamed of.
Quinn Fabray : Oh, holy crap. So you... so you are gay?
Sam Evans : What? No. Not at all. When I found out I was moving here, I wanted to seem cool, you know? Figured if I looked like Swayze in "Point Break", people might think I was a surfer or something. I didn't think it through very clearly. So... I put lemon juice in my hair.
[Quinn snickers]
Sam Evans : I would have gotten away with it, if it hadn't been for Kurt and his sixth sense.
Quinn Fabray : I think it looks cute.
Sam Evans : Really?
[she puts the free dinner certificate away]
Sam Evans : What are you doing?
Quinn Fabray : We're not using that. You're paying.
Sam Evans : Why?
Quinn Fabray : Because a gentleman always pays on the first date.
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Sam Evans : [about his duet with Quinn] Maybe it's for the best that she backed out. I mean, if that Puckerman kid ever gets out of jail, he's gonna beat my ass. I'm sure you still have feelings for her, too.
Finn Hudson : Oh, no. No way. I'm with Rachel now. I mean, she's a lot shorter than Quinn and she talks a lot, but I'm in love with her.
