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Quotes
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Will Schuester : What is a duet?
Brittany Pierce : A blanket.
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Brittany Pierce : I was going to order us one really, really long piece of spaghetti like in 'Lady and Tramp.' And I've been practicing nudging meatballs across the table with my nose.
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Artie Abrams : I'm sorry, I can't do this. I just can't. I'm sorry.
Brittany Pierce : Uh, why... why can't you do this?
Artie Abrams : I thought I was over somebody, but I... I still think I have feelings for them.
Brittany Pierce : The Clintons?
Artie Abrams : Tina.
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Artie Abrams : So, let me get this straight. You want to be my girlfriend because... you like the idea of... wheeling me around?
Brittany Pierce : I just really want to get you in a stroller.
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Brittany Pierce : Hi. So, I just want you to know I'm really into you.
Artie Abrams : Okay. Sorry, I'm... just a little confused. You've never even made eye contact with me.
Brittany Pierce : I know. For a while, I thought you were a robot.
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Brittany Pierce : [making out with Santana] I love your sweet lady kisses.
Santana Lopez : Mm-hmm. It's a nice break from all that scissoring.
Brittany Pierce : We should do a duet together. We should sing Melissa Etheridge's "Come to My Window".
Santana Lopez : First of all? There's a lot of talking going on, and I wants to get my mack on.
Brittany Pierce : Well... I don't know, I just... I think we just...
Santana Lopez : Okay, second of all? I'm not making out with you because I'm in love with you and want to sing about making lady babies. I'm only here because Puck's been in the slammer for about twelve hours now, and I'm like a lizard. I need something warm beneath me or I can't digest my food.
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Will Schuester : Sorry I'm late, guys. I was with Principal Figgins. Bad news, guys. Puckerman's in juvie.
Tina Cohen-Chang : It really was just a matter of time.
Quinn Fabray : What did he do?
Will Schuester : He drove his mom's Volvo through the front of a convenience store, and drove off with the ATM.
Rachel Berry : [the club snickers] A-a-and when is he getting out?
Will Schuester : Unknown.
Brittany Pierce : He might be the dumbest person on this planet, and that's coming from me.
