"The Simpsons" The Blue and the Gray (TV Episode 2011) - Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Crazy Dog Man, Barney Gumble, Groundskeeper Willie, Marriage Preservation Committee Member #1, Gil

Marge Simpson : My first gray hair!

Homer Simpson : Oh, Marge. Don't worry. Lots of movie stars have gray hair, like all those women we loved in the eighties.

Marge Simpson : Oh, Homer. You always mean to say the nicest things.

Homer Simpson : Well, it's not easy with you talking all the time.
Homer Simpson : I can't stand Marge's gray hair. It's like I'm married to Richard Gere.

[Phone rings]

Homer Simpson : Not now, phone. I'm talking to myself. It's okay, Homer. It's just a couple of minutes. Thanks, Homer.

[Picks up phone]

Homer Simpson : Hello?

Moe Szyslak : Hello, wing man? You were supposed to be here two minutes ago.

Homer Simpson : Oh, thank you, prior commitment!

[Kisses receiver and hangs up]
Homer Simpson : Marge, you have nothing to worry about. I'm a wingman, a proud tradition that includes Iceman from "Top Gun", Wedge Antilles from "Star Wars", and me from now.

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Crazy Dog Man, Barney Gumble, Groundskeeper Willie, Marriage Preservation Committee Member #1, Gil