- Captain Thaddeus Harris: If you don't bring in those plane robbers in 24 hours, I'll have your badges!
- [hits desk with his fist]
- Proctor: Yeah, and here's the bill for that statue you broke.
- Larvelle Jones: But you and Captain Harris broke it.
- Captain Thaddeus Harris: I don't care, you clowns are paying.
- [hits desk with both fists, breaking his nameplate]
- Moses Hightower: [Hightower is afraid of flying] What was that? It sounded like metal ripping!
- Carey Mahoney: Heavy metal termites, maybe.
- Zed McGlunk: Hey, I've been to their concerts, they're wild!
- Proctor: [Hooks, House and Callahan are posing as belly dancers] Sir, doesn't that belly in the middle look, eh, familiar?