30 Rock (TV Series)

Double-Edged Sword (2011)

John Cho: Lorne

Quotes 

• Lorne : You know, you remind me of my parents.

  Jack Donaghy : I find that hard to believe.

  Lorne : They were both really intense. They wanted me to grow up to be Prime Minister, so as a kid, I had to win the spelling bee. They made me memorize all 700 words in the Canadian dictionary, then I had to go to law school.

  Jack Donaghy : You went to law school?

  Lorne : For one day. I was just so tightly wound that I got kicked out for karate chopping my roommate. I know, I'm a stereotype. All guys from Quebec are good at karate.

  [pause] 

  Lorne : Oh my God, where are my manners? Do you wanna try meth?