30 Rock (TV Series)

Let's Stay Together (2010)

Scott Adsit: Pete Hornberger

Quotes 

• Pete Hornberger : Liz, quick question about the Johnny Appleseed sketch. Does it hurt it if we can't call him Johnny Appleseed?

  Liz Lemon : Yes! Why?

  Pete Hornberger : Well, Johnny Appleseed was a real guy and his descendants are very litigious.

  [Both roll eyes] 

  Pete Hornberger : So, here is a list of the names that legal says we can use: Jerry Bananaseed... and... nothing else.

  Liz Lemon : Great so what are my choices? Either I argue with legal or I spend all day writing something else. Does anyone care how hard I work - ?

  Pete Hornberger : [Interrupting]  Doh! We can't use Jerry Bananaseed, someone with that name killed a bunch of nurses in Portland.

  [Liz sighs]