Gears of War 3 (2011 Video Game)
Lester Speight: Augustus Cole
Quotes
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Augustus Cole : [failing an Active Reload] Oh, no. Oh - oh *hell* *no!*
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Clayton Carmine : [discovering that the cable car to the Centennial Bridge is gone] Well... *Shit.*
Augustus Cole : Uh, anyone afraid-a heights?
[Lambent stalks start growing behind them, blocking their way back]
Damon Baird : [quickly weighs his options] Uhh - not anymore. Love heights! Love 'em. *F - *in' love 'em.
Sam Byrne : [passing everyone hooks for ziplining] Come on! The line still reaches the bridge!
Augustus Cole : And that's our stop, so let's do this - !
[starts ziplining, brings out pistol]
Augustus Cole : WHOO!
Augustus Cole : [as the scene transitions to gameplay] *Whoo-hoo-hoo!* I think I jus' invented a new sport, *bitches!*
Damon Baird : [yelling at him from the other cable; somehow sarcastically] Getting your ass shot off while dangling from a cable? Yeah, yeah, that'll catch on quick! The "*Ass*-Off Championships"!
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Anya Stroud : [when the Lambent Zerker shows up] Lambent Berserker!
Augustus Cole : [seeing the monster] God - *DAMN*, you a ugly bitch!
Marcus Fenix : [to Baird via comms] *Baird, where's the damn Hammer?*
Damon Baird : It's firing...
[Beat]
Damon Baird : *NOW!*
Dominic Santiago : [over comms; as the Hammer's laser activates] Marcus! *Run!*
Marcus Fenix : *RUN!* Everybody - get to the fort!
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Augustus Cole : [over radio with Marcus; about the Lambent Leviathan] Marcus, whoo! That's one big *ugly* motherf - er!
Marcus Fenix : Cole, can you see this shit?
Augustus Cole : Baby, we got a grandstand view - we're crossing the bridge, right above the ship.
Marcus Fenix : Any way you can kill this thing from where you are?
[Cole looks at Baird, who makes sign language for blowing someone's head up]
Augustus Cole : Uh, puttin' it *scientifically?* We need to blow his brains out his *ass!*
Marcus Fenix : Well, get Baird to come up with an idea!
[ends transmission]
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Augustus Cole : [coming across a playground turntable; laughing] Hey, Baird, why don't you hop on an' I give you a push?
Damon Baird : Uhhhhhhh, yeah, you know what? No thanks.
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Damon Baird : [approaching the Stranded barricade on Centennial Bridge; pointing to his forehead] Am I the only one who can feel the crosshairs just about here?
Sam Byrne : Hey - I saw movement. Top of the barricade. Stay sharp.
[a pause, then...]
Augustus Cole : ...Helloooo? Anyone home? Knock, knock! We just passin' through. We just need a hand gettin' to our *SHIT!*
[That last part was because the Locust at the barricade had started firing on them. The squad takes cover]
Augustus Cole : Huh. So much for diplomacy!
Damon Baird : Yeah, what else do you expect from these Stranded shits? Let's get this over with.
Sam Byrne : [aims her LongShot; pauses] Hey - those aren't Stranded. They're Locust!
Damon Baird : [after Sam shoots a Locust Drone] Oh, *great!* Look who's back in town!
Augustus Cole : Well, we *did* flood 'em out their tunnels.
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Augustus Cole : I hate to interrupt, people, but we got visitors!
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Augustus Cole : [inside the Corpser lair; seeing a newly-hatched Corpser] Ah, so *that's* where Corpsers come from.
Damon Baird : [in a false sing-song voice] When a mommy Corpser and a daddy Corpser love each other very much...
Augustus Cole : Whoa, stay back, Baird! It'll think the first thing it sees is its mother!
Marcus Fenix : [completely unamused] Why don't you two guys shut the *f - * up before we wake its mother?
[instead, they accidentally get the hatchling's attention, causing it to scream]
Dominic Santiago : Well, there goes that idea!
[They kill the hatchling, but it's already too late - a loud roar echoes throughout the lair]
Marcus Fenix : Ah, *shit* - *we woke mom!*
Dominic Santiago : And she woke the family! Those damn eggs are hatching!
Marcus Fenix : C'mon, kill 'em and get out of here!
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Augustus Cole : [after Anya mentions Prescott over the radio] I heard "Prescott". Tell me that's jus' my old head injury?
Damon Baird : [in disbelief] *Prescott?*
Marcus Fenix : What, do we have an echo here or something? Yeah, Prescott's back, Michaelson's dead, and my father's alive. Film at eleven.
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Damon Baird : [finding a large tree with cages hang from it; noticing the corpses inside] Uh, what's in those cages?
Marcus Fenix : [flatly] It's a "Keep Out" sign.
[Beat]
Augustus Cole : ...Well, it almos' worked!
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[friendly fire]
Dominic Santiago : Maybe you should take point.
Dominic Santiago : [indignantly] Hey!
Damon Baird : Cease fire, asshole!
Damon Baird : Hey, check your aim! Idiot...
Augustus Cole : Same team!
Anya Stroud : Check your aim!
Sam Byrne : Hey, *d - *wad! *Open your eyes!*
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Augustus Cole : Oh, yeah! We got plenty of gasbags now! Choose any model you like!
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Damon Baird : [while killing Corpser hatchlings in the Corpser lair] Uh... Isn't it bad luck to kill spiders or something?
Augustus Cole : They ain't spiders! It's bad luck if we *don't* kill 'em!
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Marcus Fenix : [as his squad lures the Lambent Leviathan to the front of the Sovereign, below the Cenntenial Bridge] Cole, you've got one pissed Leviathan in position. You ready?
Augustus Cole : [as *his* squad fights their way to the Ticker crate above the Leviathan; with more Savage Locust appearing behind them] Yo, give us a minute!
Marcus Fenix : [frusturated] Ah, tell Baird he's just blowing shit up, not writing a *goddamn symphony!*
Damon Baird : [with Cole only; offended] You know what - tell *him* I'm being a genius as fast as I can!
Augustus Cole : [to Marcus] Yeah, but we got our own problems up here!
[Cole's squad finally manages to fend off the remaining Locust]
Marcus Fenix : Cole, you're gonna be scrapin' us up in a bucket if you don't get a move on!
Augustus Cole : Find some cover fast, or your ass gonna be swimmin' in some glowie gravy!
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Dominic Santiago : [debating whether to use the trenches to reach their objective] Looks like we're gonna have to cut throught the trenches. Unless anyone prefers a suicide run across open ground.
Damon Baird : I vote we sneak around and avoid getting shot in the ass for a change!
Augustus Cole : Hell, yeah, I second that!
Marcus Fenix : Carried. Unanimously.
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Marcus Fenix : [trying to shake the crash off] Oh, *man*... Everybody in one piece?
Augustus Cole : [looking dazed] Uhh, let me get back to you on that...
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Myrrah : [discovering Marcus and co. leaving the Corpser's lair; to the Locust] It's him! Alert the fleet. I want everyout post from here to Azura full of readines. And make sure we don't lose him again.
Dominic Santiago : [seeing her] Goddamn, she's still alive? How the hell did she survive the flood?
Marcus Fenix : So... She's still runnin' the show.
Augustus Cole : [taken aback by Myrrah's Tempest] Whoo! Look at the size of that bug.
Marcus Fenix : Hmph. I got your number, bitch.
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Augustus Cole : [start of battle vs. Lambent Zerker; noticing that something is wrong with the monster's chest area] The *hell* is that flappy thing in her chest?
Damon Baird : [disgusted] Ugh... Looks like her ribs opening! Okay, that's gotta be a weak spot. *Aim for it!*
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Augustus Cole : [after the Hammer of Dawn supposedly destroys the Lambent Zerker] ... Did we fry that bitch?
Sam Byrne : Looks that way.
Marcus Fenix : All right, everybody get inside. We've got unfinished buisness to...
[a loud *Thud!* interrupts Marcus. Eveyone turns toward the gate]
Marcus Fenix : What the *hell...?*
[More thuding, then the Lambent Zerker, still alive and madder than ever, jumps over the wall]
Marcus Fenix : Go on! Everybody, get to the rear of the fort! *Run!*
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Sam Byrne : [when the squad encounters the new Drudge Lambent in Hanover; disgusted] What the *f - * is *that?*
Augustus Cole : Whatever the hell that is, tha's a *new* world record in *ugly!*
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Augustus Cole : [in the Hanover grocery store; finding a standee of himself as a Thrashball star] You ever feel like you're dead, but no one told you?
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Augustus Cole : [finding caged Tickers in the trenches] Hey, a pet shop! Haha, hey, Baird, look! That one's cute! Ha-ha!
Damon Baird : [sarcastically] Yeah! It can do tricks, too! Like blowing up in your face!