- Roger: I will not be a loser, I will stay on this phone as long as it takes. Steve, go get the diaper I sleep in after Indian food.
- Steve Smith: Get my tub of chalk. I'm gonna write some swear words in the driveway, blow off some steam.
- Cam: I can not tell you guys how glad we are to have found you. The last couple we met was so boring.
- Tom: Well that's because they are so old, I mean they were like 40.
- Steve Smith: 40, ha well Lois was he from that village in china where they live forever?
- Cam: [leaves with Tom] Come on, let's get out of here before these geezers have a heart attack.
- Stan Smith: Why would I tweezer my fart crack? Dumb kids...