American Dad! (TV Series)

A Piñata Named Desire (2011)

Scott Grimes: Steve Smith

Quotes 

• Francine Smith : [to Stan and Roger]  Enough! Can't we have one meal without you two getting into an angry singing contest? Why is everything a competition?

  Hayley Smith : Yeah, you guys should just fuck and get it over with.

  [everyone looks at her] 

  Hayley Smith : Clearly, they have repressed sexual feelings for each other that they're channeling into hostility.

  Steve Smith : How's that Psych 101 class going?

  Hayley Smith : It's only day three, but I understand how the whole world works now.

• Steve Smith , Snot Lonstein , Barry Robinson , Toshi Yoshida : We all had a black friend!

• Steve Smith : I don't know. Pepperoni doesn't seem like a last sleepover pizza. You know, because pepperoni starts out as one stick and then you have cut it all up. I fear it sends a message of separation more than unity.

  Snot Lonstein : You're killing me!

  Steve Smith : Don't bite my head off!

  Barry Robinson : Yeah, don't bite his head off!

  Snot Lonstein : Shut up, Barry! You're just going to eat all the pizza anyway.

  Barry Robinson : Hey, don't lob factual statements at me as if they're insults!