American Dad! (TV Series)

A Piñata Named Desire (2011)

Seth MacFarlane: Stan Smith, Roger the Alien

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Quotes 

• Roger the Alien : [to Stan]  And what makes you the big dog?

  Stan Smith : Um, everything. I'm smarter than you, I'm stronger than you, I can wet-nurse better than you.

  [starts to lactate] 

  Stan Smith : Easy, girls.

• Roger the Alien : [to Steve]  Go to your room. Get back here. Give me a kiss. You're a good boy. You just frustrate me.

• Roger the Alien : [after seeing Stan act]  Somebody remind me to cancel my Ambien prescription.

• Mr. Rivera-Perez : [to Roger]  You don't have any lines. Stop improvising!

  Roger the Alien : I need to be heard. I have 20 people coming to see me. I'm crushing hard on one of them. Do you know what that's like, Mr. Rivera-Perez? You're a gay, amateur director. You must've crushed hard on someone along the way. Daniel? Maybe... maybe there was a Daniel in your life?

• Stan Smith : [to Roger]  I'm acting the crap out of you.