American Dad! (TV Series)

School Lies (2011)

Scott Grimes: Steve Smith

Quotes 

• Stan Smith : Steve, your mom and I are paying a lot of money for you to go to this school.

  Steve Smith : More like so you can go! All you care about is taking me there so you can be friends with that senator.

  Stan Smith : Friends? Did he use that word?

  Steve Smith : God, you're embarrassing! But you're gonna be way more embarrassed if you make me go back there. I'll act like a wolfman.

  Stan Smith : No, you won't.

  Steve Smith : I'm a wolfman. My dad is Stan Smith. Don't put him on any task forces!

  Stan Smith : You wouldn't do that!

  Steve Smith : And I'd pant real fast! Wear makeup under the eyes. Is that what you want, Dad? You know I got the pipes!

  [makes a howling noise and the monster hunter breaks through the window] 

  Monster Hunter : Die, demon of the night!

  Stan Smith : I was joking!

  Steve Smith : He was joking!

  Monster Hunter : What? Don't joke about that.

  Steve Smith : I won't!

  Stan Smith : We won't!

  Monster Hunter : I do a serious job. I don't need this.

  Stan Smith : We really appreciate everything you do.

• Steve Smith : [after seeing a dog on the street]  Sandy!

  Chris the Bum : His name is Ronald! You trying to rename my dog? This guy's trying to rename my dog!