- Rallo: Can't believe I'm the only kid whose parent didn't take him to work. I forgave Cleveland the time he forgot me in the car at Cheesy Charlie's. I forgave him the time he forgot my flight from Dallas was coming in and I had to take a $75 SuperShuttle home.
- Hadassah Lowenstein: You should've called me, Rallo. I would have picked you up for $50.
- Donna Tubbs: [to Cleveland] What if something happened to me?
- Cleveland Brown: Heavens, Donna, don't say that. I don't know what I would do. Wait a minute, I would marry the gal at the grocery store.
- Donna Tubbs: What's that?
- Cleveland Brown: I said, "I would marry the gal at the grocery store." You know, Big-Boob June. You probably know her as June.
- Donna Tubbs: [to Cleveland] I need you to spend some time with Rallo.
- Cleveland Brown: Well, on Saturday, Big-Boob June and I are running a 5K for...
- Donna Tubbs: Just you and Rallo! Alone.
- Cleveland Brown: But Rallo's boobs are tiny.
- Cleveland Brown: [to Tuff Hogland] Excuse me, sir, how much will it cost for the boy to pet the animals?
- Tuff Hogland: Petting? No, these sheep are for mutton busting.
- Cleveland Brown: Alrighty, then. Come on, Rallo. Let's go so this nice man can rape his livestock in peace.
- Cleveland Brown: This is more depressing than being a programming executive at AMC.
- AMC Announcer: [Cut to a promo for AMC] Coming up next, an all-new Mad Men, followed by a special encore presentation of Mad Men, then a Mad Men marathon featuring hours of before-seen footage and later tonight, an all-new series Mad Men. We are AMC. Oh, Mad Men is on.
- Lester Krinklesac: [to Cleveland] Here's how you bond: have a secret you're both keeping from his mother. Like my dad did when he told me about his second family a couple counties over. I never felt closer to him. Plus, that's how I met Kendra.
- Rallo: This is it, boy. What do you say once we win this championship, we retire on top like "The Simpsons."