Futurama (TV Series)

Möbius Dick (2011)

Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg, Popsicle Salesman, Leo Wong

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Quotes 

• Philip J. Fry : Leela, I'm no doctor, but I'm afraid you be exhibiting symptoms of illin'.

• Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : They haven't aged a day! The whale must have some sort of Mobius colon that endlessly recycles time and space.

  Scruffy : Yup, that stands up to scrutiny.

• Turanga Leela : Where are we?

  Hermes Conrad : Inside the belly of the beast.

  Philip J. Fry : Like that Bible guy who got swallowed by a whale... Pinocchio!

• Hermes Conrad : Zoidberg was popular?

  Amy Wong : Zoidberg had hair?

  Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : I never said he had hair! If you chose to imagine him that way, that's your business!

• Turanga Leela : Whatever happened, that first crew left in a hurry. The table is still set for McDonald's value meal.

  Dr. Zoidberg : I remember! I remember! This is what traumatized me! Such a meal to go to waste!

  [devours entire meal] 

  Dr. Zoidberg : And with that - burp! - I have closure.

  [Zoidberg's head crest rises up] 

  Amy Wong : Hey, Zoidberg, you're cockatieling.

  Dr. Zoidberg : Oh, no! Something's happening! What's happening?

  [a space whale surfaces and flies by, as everyone gasps] 

  Dr. Zoidberg : Oh, right. And also there was this giant killer space whale.

• [last lines] 

  Candy : [seductively]  So, Johnny, are we going to pick up where we left off?

  Dr. Zoidberg : [combs hair back]  Aaaaaye.

• Turanga Leela : Fear not the space behemoth. In my dreams, I have peered beyond it's eye and seen the cackling hell within us all.

  Philip J. Fry : Okay... that's a good point.

  Bender : Fry's right! Let's kill the captain and order some strippers!

  [disguises voice] 

  Bender : Yeah, what he said! It's a mutiny led by Fry!

  Turanga Leela : That's enough insubordination, Mister Fry!

  Bender : String him up!

• Hermes Conrad : Zoidberg had friends?

  Dr. Zoidberg : It was a different time.

• Turanga Leela : You leave me no choice! Fry and Zoidberg, by the power invested in me as captain, I now pronounce you husband and...

  [Fry and Hermes tackle Leela] 

  Dr. Zoidberg : Aw, so close.

• Dr. Zoidberg : Oh, no! My deal is doing the thing!

• [as the ship is being pulled into the fourth dimesion] 

  Hermes Conrad : I can see sideways in time! Emit ni syawedis ees nac I!

  Amy Wong : Gee, I see CGI! IGC ees I eeg!

  Philip J. Fry : Heh heh! Poop! Poop! Heh heh!

  Bender : Aw, yeah!

  [sees a conga line of Benders] 

  Bender : Bender, Bender, Bender! Bender, Bender, Bender! Bender, Bender, Bender!

  [as they emerge out of the fourth dimension, the other Benders collapse back into the original] 

  Bender : Aw, that was the greatest endless bunch of mes I ever met.

• Turanga Leela : I suppose you're wondering why I'm covered in whale guts.

  Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : I admit to a polite interest.

  Turanga Leela : You see, first I was consumed with obsession of the whale, then I was consumed by the whale.

  Dr. Zoidberg : It's clever, but that doesn't explain anything.

  Turanga Leela : Shut up, Zoidberg. But under that dark obsession lay a deeper obsession, which enabled me to take control of the whale and bend it to my will

  [echoing] 

  Turanga Leela : An obsession with finishing my delivery!

• Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : I watched the skies for weeks, with only occasional breaks to tend to my grief diarrhea.