- Nostalgia Critic: Conan the Destroyer!
- Nostalgia Critic: [music plays as title appears]
- Nostalgia Critic: It sucks balls! Let's watch!
- Nostalgia Critic: Speaking of which. How come Gods always want virgins ? Wouldn't sluts be more accepted ? They put out more and they just have a better understanding of the human body. Is pledgeable logical.