Nostalgia Critic: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. And do you wanna know what I remember?
[Pulls out Teddy Ruxpin doll]
Nostalgia Critic: This hideous thing! Teddy Ruxpin, one of the creepiest toys that ever hit the market! Aside from being dull, annoying and hideously ugly, Teddy Ruxpin is just downright scary. He's a mechanical doll that actually comes to life when you pop a cassette in. Watch.
[Puts a cassette into Teddy Ruxpin]
Teddy Ruxpin: [singing] Come dream with me tonight.
Nostalgia Critic: Ugh. God, it's just one step away from getting a robot to totally look after your kids. It's stupid, it's creepy, and it deserves to be shelved. I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to.