Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2007)
Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic
Quotes
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Nostalgia Critic : Grab your vintage Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles box of cookies, and enjoy the show.
[tries to eat one and spits it out in disgust]
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Nostalgia Critic : [about Ninja Turtles III] This movie is horribafuckus!
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Nostalgia Critic : [about the way Splinter defeats Shredder in the first movie] Bullshit! What kind of battle was that?
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Nostalgia Critic : [about the club scene in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret Of The Ooze]
Nostalgia Critic : Gee it looks like they're pretty freak out about all those monsters breaking into their club.
Nostalgia Critic : But wait a minute.
Nostalgia Critic : I think The Ice is feeling something.
Nostalgia Critic : I think he's conjuring up a rap.
Nostalgia Critic : A sort of "Ninja Rap" if you will.
Nostalgia Critic : He is !
Nostalgia Critic : Look at that !
Nostalgia Critic : A totally unrehearsed yet somehow totally choreographed rap scene entirely made up on the fly.
Nostalgia Critic : What talent.
Nostalgia Critic : I gotta tell you this guy is going places.
Nostalgia Critic : Like the unemployment line.
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[the first TMNT movie had a huge amount of violence and swearing, while the second one, a more kid-friendly film, tones this all down]
Nostalgia Critic : Never let Spike Lee direct a children's movie.
[note: the actual director was John Singleton]
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Nostalgia Critic : [about Super Shredder] Jesus Christ, look at that. That is a bad-ass villain. Alright, this is gonna make up for the shitty climax in the last movie. Four mutant turtles versus one giant mutant Shredder. This is gonna be good.
[watches Super Shredder's defeat; goes ballistic and screams]
Nostalgia Critic : WHAT THE FUCK?
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Nostalgia Critic : Cowa-fuckload-of-ass!