- Nostalgia Critic: [mimicking Cyndi Lauper in the Pee-wee's Playhouse opening theme] It hurts when I breathe!
- Nostalgia Critic: [describing the Beetlejuice opening] It's kind of like a Disney ride.
- [pause]
- Nostalgia Critic: Designed by the Manson Family.
- Nostalgia Critic: [about the singers of the Beetlejuice cartoon opening] They sound like a bunch of Christmas carollers on a fucking tilt-a-whirl.
- Nostalgia Critic: [about Raggedy Ann and Andy: A Musical Adventure] It was made in the Seventies, big surprise.