- Peter Burke: [visiting Neal in prison] How are you holding up?
- Neal Caffrey: They don't let me wear ties.
- Peter Burke: Overrated.
- Neal Caffrey: Food's as bad as I remember.
- Peter Burke: Coffee?
- Neal Caffrey: Instant.
- Peter Burke: [groans sympathetically] Cruel and unusual.
- Peter Burke: [showing Walker the Architect's calling card] You recognize this?
- Edward Walker: Oh, I'm not an architect.
- Peter Burke: No, you're just a hedge fund manager with too much time on his hands.
- Edward Walker: Well, having a hobby is not illegal, is it?
- Peter Burke: Depends on the hobby.
- Investigative Committee Chair: Neal Caffrey is a felon. Will you explain the deal you had with him?
- Peter Burke: He was serving the remainder of a four-year sentence under my supervision.
- Investigative Committee Chair: He was wearing an electronic monitoring anklet with... a two *mile* range?
- Peter Burke: Yes.
- Investigative Committee Chair: But he wasn't wearing it at the time the plane exploded?
- Peter Burke: No.
- Investigative Committee Chair: Do you believe that Mr. Caffrey was attempting to flee the country?
- Peter Burke: No. He cut a deal with the Office of Professional Responsibility. That allowed him...
- [the Chair holds up his hand to stop Peter]
- Investigative Committee Chair: Do you believe Mr. Caffrey wanted to kill Kate Moreau?
- Peter Burke: That's ridiculous. No.
- Investigative Committee Chair: Do you believe someone wanted Caffrey dead?
- Peter Burke: [scoffs] Neal was a felon. He was convicted of bond forgery. And as you can see in those files, he was suspected of doing a hell of a lot of other things. Yeah, Neal was a pain in the ass. So did somebody from that past want him dead? Maybe. But he also helped me clear a 93% conviction rate. And that makes enemies, too.
- Peter Burke: I'm Special Agent Peter Burke. This is my consultant, Neal Caffrey.
- Edward Walker: What do you consult on, Mr. Caffrey?
- Neal Caffrey: Investigations that involve my areas of expertise.
- Edward Walker: What areas are those?
- Peter Burke: It's a long list.
- Edward Walker: [having noticed Neal's monitoring anklet] Mr. Caffrey, a suggestion for the next time you commit a crime: don't get caught.
- [explaining the flaws in a group of bank security systems]
- Neal Caffrey: Basement access let me bypass the metal detectors at the entrances. The teller cages are nicely protected, but your employees need to be more vigilant. Also, the staff should wear their access badges around their neck, not clipped to their waist. It makes 'em too easy to lift. And the old dye packs you're using are way too easy to spot. And guys, the passcodes need to change daily, not weekly.