Here Comes the Boom (2012)
Kevin James: Scott Voss
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Quotes
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Bella Flores : I guess it was unrealistic to think that anybody would show up when everybody has their own problems.
Scott Voss : You showed up.
Bella Flores : You shut up.
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Marty Streb : If you're gonna lose, then I'm gonna help you lose. Deal?
Scott Voss : Deal. Let's do this. Let's lose.
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Scott Voss : How much food do you think is stuck in that beard?
Joe Duffy : I don't know, but I can see corn from here.
Scott Voss : Oh, yeah. You dip that beard in hot water, you get ramen.
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Niko : Hey, it's okay to be afraid. Don't worry! Use it! Try to channel it into focus! The last knock-out - it never happened.
Scott Voss : Three migraines a week say you're wrong.
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Mark DellaGrotte : Bro, you've been eating clean for six weeks. You eat this crap and you'll be lethargic.
Scott Voss : I don't care if I'm "lethargic."
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[first lines]
Scott Voss : [upon waking up] Oh, god!
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[Scott punches his opponent, "Lucky" Patrick Murray, knocking him out. The entire crowd goes crazy, as do Marty and Niko]
Niko : WOO-HOO!
Marty Streb : This just happened! This just happened! You did it! You did it!
Scott Voss : Yaaaay!
[takes out his mouth guard]
Scott Voss : Yaaaaay!
Niko : You! You're the man! We won!
Scott Voss : [cheers before clutching his dislocated shoulder and going back to Murray] Hey, man. Great fight.
[accidentally regurgitates the rancid applesauce that he ate prior to the fight, splattering Murray with half-digested applesauce. The crowd gasps]
Scott Voss : I'm so sorry.
[vomits even more applesauce on Murray. The crowd groans in disgust. Murray retches. The scene changes to Scott and Niko being driven home by Marty]
Scott Voss : [angrily] Who leaves applesauce on the rear dash out in the hot sun? Y'know, a better question, who among us, who isn't Amish, MAKES THEIR OWN APPLESAUCE?
Marty Streb : Yes, yes. Mistakes were made. But, we won.
