Human Target (TV Series)

The Wife's Tale (2010)

Jackie Earle Haley: Guerrero

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Quotes 

• Ames : Do you want to tell me why we're here?

  Guerrero : Nope.

  Bartender #2 : Sorry, Guerrero, bring-your-daughter-to-drink day isn't until next month.

  Guerrero : Nice one, bro, real zinger. Reminds me of the joke I know about your brother. Carl, right? Drives a green hatchback. The punch line is he drives off a bridge. You want to hear it?

  Bartender #2 : What do you want?

  Guerrero : Club soda. And, uh...

  Bartender #2 : And what?

  Guerrero : And I can't believe I'm doing this. Open up a tab for her.

  [Ames starts grinning broadly] 

  Guerrero : Stop smiling.

• Guerrero : [squinting eyes, walking towards the screen, walking into a chair, he obviously hasn't seen]  Who's the dude?

  Winston : You're drunk.

  Christopher Chance : You're not wearing your glasses.

  Guerrero : They fell into a meat grinder. New pair won't be ready until tomorrow.

• Winston : She's got a few of these social-networking accounts, a couple dating services. Ugh, not for me. I get my dates the old-fashioned way.

  Guerrero : Pay for it?

  Winston : Church.

• Guerrero : [to Ames]  Go get my tackle box out of the car. It's in the exceptionally roomy trunk.

  Lawyer : Tackle box?

  Guerrero : Yeah.

  Lawyer : This is... this is crazy! I don't know anything! I am a lawyer at an investment bank, for gods sakes!

  Guerrero : A lawyer and an investment banker? Wow. I'm really gonna enjoy this. Have any allergies I should know about?

• Ames : I dig your car, by the way. Cadillacs are so rock and roll.

  Guerrero : I'll forget more about Cadillacs when I go to sleep tonight than you'll ever know in your entire life.