- Lynette Scavo: Renee comes off a little stuck-up when you first meet her. Which is a real time-saver.
- Lynette Scavo: Hi...
- Renee Perry: I'm back Rodolfo. Please tell Signor Cipriani I always stay at that suite when I visit Venice and if it's not available, I will be very unhappy. Now, if you'll excuse me, there's someone more important I need to speak with.
- Lynette Scavo: Hi...
- Renee Perry: Hey Jose. Thanks for holding. Look, I can't do Thursday, so...
- Lynette Scavo: Jose, she'll call you back.
- Renee Perry: Lynette, you haven't changed.
- Lynette Scavo: Neither have you.
- Paul Young: I'm surprised you agreed to see me.
- Felicia Tilman: I wanted to spit in your face. I didn't realise there'd be glass.
- Renee Perry: Lynette, why so mean? I worked on these compliments all the way from the airport.
- Lynette Scavo: Drive slower next time.
- Susan Delfino: So Renee, you have to tell us, what was Lynette like in college?
- Renee Perry: Absolutely fearless. She just kept wearing those parachute pants, lesbian rumours be damned.
- Lynette Scavo: Yes, Renee was always the one with the fashion sense. Before I met her, I'd never even heard of Gucci or Prada or Chlamydia.
- Gabrielle Solis: Wow, you guys play rough.
- Lynette Scavo: No, it's just what we do. It's fun. I tease her about being all botulism from the nose up...
- Renee Perry: ...and I tease her about being all cottage cheese from the waist down.
- Renee Perry: I gotta say Lynette, this place is adorable. It's so cosy and intimate and...
- Lynette Scavo: Pay attention kids. You're learning a lot of new words for "small".
- Renee Perry: It's just hard for me to reconcile this suburban housewife with the girl who had a threesome with two of the guys from the rugby team!
- Lynette Scavo: Susan, Bree, Gaby, this is my old college roomate Renee.
- Bree Van De Kamp: Hi! It's so nice to finally meet you. Lynette has talked so much about her friend in college.
- Renee Perry: Oh yes. You know how in school the pretty girls always hang out together? Well I refused to go along with that.
- Lynette Scavo: Well, of course you can stay here as long as you want.
- Renee Perry: Thanks. And to show you my appreciation, I would like to pay for your first face-lift.
- Lynette Scavo: That is so generous. Although, now that you've had nine, you probably get the next one free.